i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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