Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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