He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Do vagina's smell?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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