If i come over, it means nothing
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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