i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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