ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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