he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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