People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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