Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I just gargled with NyQuil
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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