That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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