I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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