I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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