rhymes with "ouble enetration"
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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