Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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