It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Randomize
