Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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