What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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