VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
