Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
