How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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