I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He better not be in your backpack
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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