I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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