we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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