Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
