But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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