So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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