i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
he fucked my hip out of place.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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