im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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