If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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