that's an acceptable place to lick
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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