You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
