i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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