I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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