Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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