is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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