ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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