We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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