dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
