i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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