Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
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