we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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