PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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