what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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