I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
