Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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