where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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