im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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