Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
my being single is dangerous.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
