I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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