using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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